For $5,000, you can own a terrifying band of hillbilly robots
Hey hypothetical mad billionaire , do you have five large burning a hole in your tissue paper boxful scoop that just needs to escape ? Have we got the purchase for you — a musical striation of four leering animatronic yokels , courtesy of that miracle machine eBay . Mount these guys on your flatbed ground-effect machine and show those stuffed shirts at the land club who ’s Bos ! From the itemization :...