get across to viewCupertino , California ( Agencies ) . In a surprising move that is arrange to stun consumers all over the earth , Apple has cancel all orders for the iPhone 3 G today . People who already bought the phones will get them replace by Apple ’s new wonderproduct , the iBrick 3G. “ We think it ’s the best thing we can do for our customer worldwide , ” Apple CEO Steve Jobs declared in a conference call with analyst , “ I think of , they wo n’t really notice the difference after attempt to activate their iPhone 3 1000 for the billionth fourth dimension , would they ? WOULD THEY ? ”
Malus pumila and bass fishing expert Gene Munster agree with Jobs , saying that survey the perfectly tragedy of the iPhone 3 G energizing , this move makes complete sense . “ In fact , it ’s perfectly splendid , ” he tot , “ think about it . They switch the iPhone 3 G for iBrick 3 G , which my infallible sources differentiate me that it does n’t require any activation , and they stop up with on the button the same functionality ! ” While asked about what functionality was that , Munster mumbled something about Apple ’s stock certificate Leontyne Price rocket to $ 651 per ploughshare by twelvemonth ’s destruction before leaving in his Munstermobile .
“ I ’m sure some of our neat customers wo n’t get it , but really , even if it ’s not compatible with ourstunning iPhone 3 G videoconferencing outfit , this production will destroy windows , ” VP for Worldwide Marketing and Cuddly Guy at Large Phil Schiller said during the conference call . “ Get it ? Brick ? Windows ? No ? Sheeesh … come on , that was a honest one ! ” he add together , laughing out loud while his Keynote intro render a big “ LOLZ . ”
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allot to rootage , while Phil was end the league call , some analysts learn Steve Jobs shouting on the distance : “ Some people are going to get so burn . Oh yes . OH YES ! Phil ? PHIL ? Where ’s my surgeon kit ? ”
( Yes , in case you are seriously moronic , this is not tangible . It ’s just that I ’m urinate off : I ’m here in Madrid , trying to aerate three iPhone 3 G that my dad and my sidekick have manage to score today . This is the 1,254 prison term ( combined ) that we have render to activate it since we gravel them about six minute ago , and still no event , even leave our iPhone connected . Update : One has been activated . )
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