Nearly every mean solar day , io9 bring you a tiny dose of cinematic what - the - hellery calledFound Footage . As a year - end treat , here are the ten most democratic FF mail of 2008 . NSFW , of course .
come home the links to see the awesomeness . Not every Found Footage is NSFW , but you voted with your clicks and made the most popular ace a trip to naughty town .
The Scariest Special Effect Ever Created
From : Faustus : Love of the Damned
Over 200 thousand people have watch this little vid on io9 , and I think you ’ll see why . Here ’s what we said in the post :
https://gizmodo.com/scariest-special-effect-ever-created-nsfw-351382
I ’ve seen a lot of fucked up tinker’s damn , youngster , but this is definitely one of the most deranged . The bad necromancer guy cable punishes a wench for threefold - interbreed him by changing her body in some . . . interesting manner . Also , I think he ’s giving her superintendent - orgasms or something .
This is the Star Trek Reboot We desire
From : German commercials
Everybody wishes Star Trek would be sexier – leave it to the Europeans to educate us in how it ’s done . From the post :
https://gizmodo.com/this-is-the-star-trek-reboot-we-want-5044477
You do n’t have to wait until next summer to see a modern take on the twenty-third 100 – Trailers for the German SciFi Channel show why Abrams is n’t the only game in Ithiel Town when it comes to know where Trek could go next .
Meet the King of Soft - Core Scifi Sex Comedies
From : The astonishing body of work of theatre director Rolfe Kanefski
We ’ve been in love with Rolfe for years , and now you will be too . In the original berth , we told you :
https://gizmodo.com/meet-the-king-of-soft-core-scifi-sex-comedies-nsfw-5055051
author - director Rolfe Kanefsky ’s softcore porn films include mind - control , alien sex toy … and the invisible man . There ’s a whole subculture of scifi pervs for whom LA - based Kanefsky is their cinematic god , and we ’ve get a bevy of his most kinky shot .
Yes , a bevy ! We carry nine clips from his pic for your pleasance .
The Orgasm that Blew Up a Computer
From : Randy the Electric Lady
You are a lucky lot of girls and boys , because this motion-picture show is very toilsome to find . But we will do anything for you , which is why you get to see this clip on io9 . As we excuse in the original billet :
https://gizmodo.com/the-orgasm-that-blew-up-a-computer-very-nsfw-5012417
Desiree Cousteau has an sexual climax so massive , it makes the punch cards fly out of the 1970s - style computer she ’s hooked up to , in this eccentric sequence from 1980 ’s Randy The Electric Lady . . . it turn out that Randy secretes a weird chemical , called Orgasmine , when she climaxes .
come ! Ejaculate ! The Dalek ’s Ultimate Aim Revealed
From : Abducted by Daleks
Here ’s another precious stone you ’re unlikely to see anywhere else . The BBC had the movie ostracize after it came out a few years ago . But what ’s the scathe in it , we ’d like to do it ? Here ’s what we said in the original post :
https://gizmodo.com/ejaculate-ejaculate-daleks-ultimate-aim-revealed-nsf-367650
concluding test copy that there ’s a voodoo for everyone : the Daleks , the genocidal cyborgs from Doctor Who , star in their own pornography picture a few years ago – and it turns out those egg - whisk broom guns of theirs have a mise en scene we never knew about .
The Planet of Boobies and robot
From : Slave Girls Beyond Infinity
Who does n’t like a movie where nubile , barely dressed women kick full rear ? Nobody , that ’s who . This is how we excuse the complicated plot of ground to you in the original situation :
https://gizmodo.com/the-planet-of-boobies-and-robots-365013
fundamentally , here ’s the heap : two hot Lady ( with booby ) miss from a slave planet , steal a ship ( while wearing teeny getup that show their dope ) , then dash land on another planet controlled by a psycho guy who gives them amazing , see - through , boobie - disclose outfit . Then it turns out he ’s entail and they have to escape – hopefully with boobies intact !
Did Aliens make the US Financial Meltdown ?
From : The Colbert Report
Yes , this one is safe for study . Good to know that Stephen Colbert can hold up his own against pornography . What ’s that you say ? Here ’s how it goes :
https://gizmodo.com/did-aliens-cause-the-u-s-financial-meltdown-5052047
foreign fiscal advisers are lead us off a cliff on purpose . Stephen Colbert in the end contract through to his fiscal adviser Gorlock , whom he ’d been name - dropping for a few day , and all was revealed .
The Fantastic Four Movie Marvel Does n’t Want You to See
From : Roger Corman ’s Suppressed Fantastic Four Project
We are fascinated with any superhero movie that Marvel thought was bad enough to crush . I stand for , think about it : That entail this is worse than Ben Affleck bum Daredevil . Wow . Here ’s what we told you in the original post :
https://gizmodo.com/the-fantastic-four-movie-marvel-doesnt-want-you-to-see-351728
Here ’s the action - load down sexual climax of Roger Corman ’s Fantastic Four , which Marvel reportedly pay millions to suppress . In this version , Reed Richards ’ independent major power is the power to telegraph his punches worse than Tom Selleck .
Needless to say , this is also safe for employment .
Best Semi - Naked Superhero Transformation Scene with Onigiri
From : Cutie Honey
This is the springy action mechanism version of the popular ( and often naughty ) anime Cutie Honey , about a superhero who push for justice and love in a series of sexy little outfits . Here ’s what we said about the vista bewitch for you here :
https://gizmodo.com/best-semi-naked-superhero-transformation-scene-with-oni-5046235
Honey . . . transforms into Cutie Honey by shout out “ Honey flash ! ” Unfortunately , in this scene , she does n’t have enough energy to metamorphose . So she has to run through the streets semi - naked , chomping on onigiri until her stomach is full and the “ honey flash ” stops having a double meaning .
The Best Worm Sex Death Scene in the Galaxy
From : Galaxy of Terror
If you are n’t already a part of thesubterranean porn cult devoted to this scene , then you ’ll become one after you determine . Here ’s how we explained it to you in the original military post :
https://gizmodo.com/the-best-worm-sex-death-scene-in-the-galaxy-nsfw-5082469
https://gizmodo.com/the-ultimate-treasure-trove-of-human-alien-love-5086144
This setting from 1981 Z - movie Galaxy of Terror will destroy your moral shopping centre and make you see giant dirt ball in a whole new Inner Light .
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