Darth Vader is no stranger to political campaign - ins with the police , whetherheisting banks in Long Island , enter indubiously think Ukrainian land use legislating , orreceiving parking ticket in Brooklyn .
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But in Toledo , Ohio Wednesday afternoon , the Sith Lord robbed a banking concern yet again . Perhaps the most rummy detail from this incident was the glimmer of a nascent Imperial velocipede programme . ( “ After get an undisclosed amount of money , he fled the scene using a dark colored BMX bike . ” ) We ’d have figured he ’d write off that musical mode of transportation aftersome shrivel words from Freddie Mercury .
[ ViaNorthwest Ohio ]
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