eBay Deal of the Day: Vampire Killing Kit

I would like to posit the following hypothesis : It is potential to multiply eBay posting length to the ratio of capital letters to lowercase letter in the billet and thereby measure the proportional curiousness of said poster . For example , this postal service is whole in capital letters and goes on for pages . free-base on our supposition , we would therefore align this poster with the “ weirdest of the weird ” on aforementioned spectrum . SPECIAL READER ASSIGNMENT : pen a perl hand to rear the “ Weirdness ” score of a particular written document . Usage : Supply the URL in the instruction line , strip out hypertext mark-up language , use the forumla , and return a act . We will post it and you will become renowned .

Otherwise , what you have here is a lamia killing kit thoroughgoing with stakes , a few crosses , a bible “ USED TO show THE GOSPEL OVER CHILDRENS HEADS AS A remediation AGAINST attempt AND ALSO FOR EXORCISM ” and some glass vials for mix potions and therapeutic . You could also dig through your neighbors trash for most of this material , but why bother when its all right here in an easy - to - carry case .

Extra points for the poster ’s foreign assertion that there is “ NO TATTOO HERE ” in the Charles William Post maneuver .

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