For $5,000, you can own a terrifying band of hillbilly robots

Hey hypothetical mad billionaire , do you have five large burning a hole in your tissue paper boxful scoop that just needs to escape ? Have we got the purchase for you — a musical striation of four leering animatronic yokels , courtesy of that miracle machine eBay . Mount these guys on your flatbed ground-effect machine and show those stuffed shirts at the land club who ’s Bos ! From the itemization :

Animatronic Hillbilly band for sale . buy novel from Sunshine Motion Company ( designed and build by someone who used to influence on animatronics at Disney World ) . Band feature for a few seasons at petting zoo / amusement parkland in Massachusetts . Selling due to changed business model . Originally purchased for approx . $ 14,000 . Asking $ 5,000 .

Pray tell , what could this revise business exemplar be ? Not scare unsuspicious nipper into a lifetime of bladder diarrhoea ? As a incentive , here aremore nerve - shatter robots bind to give you an acute case of “ Scooby Doo Aeonium haworthii - leg ” sciatica .