Hi there , I ’m Pheras Hilal , a journalist / author from Venture and JO magazine publisher . Both cartridge clip are Jordanian publishing in English , Venture Magazine is a Business Intelligence Monthly , while JO is a societal monthly . I ’m in charge of grow two technical school support sections in both magazines . I develop a section phone “ The Cutting Edge ” in Venture Magazine , which have hi - tech contraption and Modern innovations created by several Electronics colossus . In JO , I ’m in charge of a section squall “ Tech Support ” which basically contains articles about the later in engineering . In our August way out , I ’m doing a piece in JO about high-definition television , so I would very much apprize it if you may bring home the bacon me with high resolution images of some HDTV and further information on these tvs and also prices . In Venture , I ’m search for hi tech gizmo and gizmo to reexamine and pen about , so I would revalue if you may add with a list of your product attached with high resolution images on a monthly groundwork . Please do find the time to meet my requests and get back to my e - ring armor as I require such information asap . Thank you so very much for your time and cooperation . Regards ,
Pheras Hilal
Oh , you know we responded …
You ’d wish for us to do your piece of work for you ?
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Or how about you replace those sections of your cartridge with mellow - resolution screen shot of our internet site with giant , comedy - sized quotation mug around each image .
That would be pretty ‘ Cutting Edge . ’
Joel Johnson
P.S. Also , I ’ll need a shot glass with a built - in HDTV .
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