iOS 10 is here , and it brings a whole host ofterrible featuresto iMessage . you could now send the most significant people in your life bad stickers , insensitive animations , and more cogent evidence than they ever needed that you ’re a full cock .

In fact , the Modern iMessage helps you fulfill the so - ring good piece of advice you often try before a first date or a job audience , which is “ just be yourself . ” Now you may do that … with Angry Birds stickers .

Send those irritating features to people who don’t have iOS 10

The dumb raw features—“loud , ” “ slam , ” “ gentle”—are sorry enough if you have iOS 10 , but they ’re even sorry if you do n’t . The messages I air to this friend were done with these new features , but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about , because she does n’t have iOS 10 , so it showed up like this :

Sophie Kleeman : Hey ( sent with Gentle Effect )

In times of grief, send balloons

https://twitter.com/embed/status/776510122688262145

It ’s the best way .

Take advantage of all the terrible stickers

The Today Show sticker , while abominable , are n’t all Io 10 has to offer . you may also take from sticker battalion for Angry Birds , Super Mario Run , BuzzFeed News,“country superstar ” Brett Kissel , and something called#Lingo , which purports to be “ the only flashing dagger ingroup you need for all the buzzwords of the moment . ” Hm .

Embrace your inner grammar snob

Actually , do n’t , this is aterrible app , just correct your admirer ’s grammar in - text edition like normal masses .

Polls

Thispolling appis like How to Win Friends and Influence People for the modern age .

Gift your Bernie Bro (or Trumpian) pals with Hillary stickers

He or she will emphatically seize it ’s Hillary ’s error .

Kindly provide people with a very long checklist of things you know they need to do

They will know it thischecklist app ! felicitous texting .

iOS 10

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